"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack, via blissfully-psychotic)

"Smart girls are the overthinkers, the insecure ones, the different ones. They know what the real world is like. They analyze every little thing in life. Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night trying to think about every possible situation to get through all the problems. They think too much. They trust fewer people. Their insecurity proves their respect toward themselves. Of course they try to live away from a drama-filled life. Smart girls know their worth. Now those are the ones worth keeping by your side."

Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: lifeslittledejavus, via someonetothestage)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via myy-wonderland)

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

(via blissfully-psychotic)

"be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky."

bzq (via fuckinq)

(Source: x69o, via royallvogue)

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

(via i-embrace-the-weird)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via late-city-nights)

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

a zoombie

(Source: pemsylvania, via justhewayimnott)