pendents:

I really need someone to come cuddle, watch movies and grab my butt

(via amfbruzer)

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

(via bajanbeautyxo)

mekansm:

my life changed when I found out what soulja boy was actually talking about

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I was singing along to that when I was 12

(Source: dreyar, via bajanbeautyxo)

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

(via delzdesigns)

mannybarbosa:

This site just reminds me of how much sex i’m NOT having

(via pickyourpoisonpunk)

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

(via salutemybutthole)

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

(Source: capt-ora, via ppouring)