Wow Andrea, way to make fun of Canada meanie 😂

Hey you guys did that to yourself hahaha 😂


If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via take-away-your-fears)




my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via beyoncesfeyoncex)

"Once you lose someone it is never exactly the same person who comes back."

Sharon Olds, Satan Says  (via sexybieb)

(Source: larmoyante, via that-funny-guy)




Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to  pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets

and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them

I would pay you to let me be a part of that.

(Source: croissant-toe, via carbonatedranchbeverage)


Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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