"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via chasingcarsandcountingstars)

"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me."

J. K. Rowling (via sandflies)

(Source: rzse, via octopussoldier)


truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via whothefuckislilly)



My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

(via erindonus)